Shopping..It's always an adventure..

Losing weight, gaining weight, then losing it again makes for a not so happy Pele..That's why I never throw shit away..call me a fucking pack rat I don't care..I still rock that shit like a boss..Here's the dilemma..SooOOoo I had to buy a new pair of heels since my asshole dog chewed them up..I saw these amazing heels with GLITTER!!! Glitter is like soy sauce to us Asians..haha!! And they had my size..Uber excited! The night before I had just bought these amazing jeans that hugged my ass perfectly..Outfit complete with a cute off the shoulder tan-ish shirt..Fucking amazing..! I feel sexy and hot..Then I notice it..Right outside of the god damn fitting room is this new display of...wait for it....HELLO KITTY BOOTY SLIPPERS!!..I don't usually rock Hello Kitty, but these were a mix of thugish and also they looked cute..and hell they were pink too! SooOoO.. I had to send a few text messages to friends with the following question.."Do I still hold boss status if I just bought Hello Kitty booty slippers"? The best answer.."Yep, only if you wear them with a thong"..! Hahaha!!..DONE! Like a fucking BOSS!!!