The airplane conundrum..

So as most of you know I went to Chicago yesterday.. Flew in from Florida and was welcomed by 40 degree weather.. Dafuckkkqq?!

So I'm in the middle seat next to Habib and big titty but not cute blonde! Flight takes off and I decide to get some shut eye.. Slept for a little then was awoken by.."Ma'am would you like a drink?" No bitch I'm fucking sleeping!! So I decide to read my 50 Shades book.. I open it, find my page and start reading when I notice Habib reach into his bag.. He pulls out.. A fucking bible and starts reading from Matthew.. I'm kinda debating in my head if I should continue or put it away.. So I continue..about 5 minutes later he puts the bible back in his bag and pulls out his laptop.. He opens it and sure as shit a bible program.. The Living Word is on his laptop.. Apparently he needed a very large entity to fight off the devil.. Me! Haha!! Poor guy he had no idea! So I put the book away, and offered him a piece of gum as a peace offering.. Like a Boss!!! Ha!!